Full stack web developer
Reluctant half-elf cleric
Mediocre Swimmer
Would-be creator of a race of genetic supermen
Lover of puff-pastry-based cheese snacks
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Snowflake pattern designer
Below average computer game player
Semi-professional loafer
Admirer of fragrant flowers
Captain of Industry
Over-enthusiastic cake scoffer
Proud collector of 9000 nectar points
Self-important analyst of zombie movies
Partially effective communicator
Self-appointed voice of the people
Former Master of the Universe
Incessant daydreamer
Computer industry historian
E. Peter Eastwood
Full stack web developer
